7 Things You Should Never Say To A Man During $€x

Nothing can kick a man while he’s down, so to
speak, than being told any of these seven forbidden
lines in bed, because the bed is one place where you
need to start taking the phrase, ‘Let your actions do
all the talking’ seriously.
Spare yourself a major foot-in-the-mouth moment
and have a look at the seven things that no man
wants to be told in bed:
1) “My ex used to like it when I did that…”
The keyword here being, ‘Your ex.’ As in someone
who belonged to your past and should be put in
permanent lockdown there.
2) “No, I don’t think size matters.”
No matter how convincingly you say it, if your guy
doesn’t have any body image issues before, he will
have them now after you’ve dropped the dreaded S-
word just when he was about to get it on.
3) “Can we get it over with soon?”
Doesn’t matter if Jimmy Choo is holding a flat 100%
sale or if Angelina Jolie is banging down your door
insisting on handing you her entire wardrobe;
whatever it is, we are pretty sure it can wait.
4) “That was nice.”
Candy floss is nice. A Home Alone movie marathon
on Christmas is nice. You know what isn’t nice? S€x
with your guy; try mindblowing or life-shattering
instead. Even if it was nice, we are ready to bet all
the money in the world that he doesn’t want to hear
it.
5) *radio silence*
Seized by temporary muteness? Cat got your
tongue?
No? Then don’t suddenly clam up after the deed is
done and leave him to wonder how badly he fared
that you can’t even muster a cursory response.
6) “How did I do?”
No, just no. He’s just got some, and he isn’t in the
mood to keep a running scorecard or pen an in-
depth thesis on how, when and what worked and
what are the key areas of improvement.
7) “How many times have I told you? Not like that!”
Slow down there, bossy pants. Go easy on the
unwanted school mistress déjà vu and try a gentler
tone instead.