A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekemeee!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university... Even I myself got all the answers wrong!
Tuesday, 31 May 2016
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Revealed:Goodluck Jonathan’s Phone Call To Concede Defeat Left Me In Shock – President Buhari
President Buhari yesterday revealed that the call from former President Jonathan conceding defeat before INEC announced the results of the 2015 Presidential election, left him in shock.
Buhari disclosed this while speaking at the luncheon he organized for state house correspondents at the presidential villa yesterday May 30th.
“This is where I pay my respect to former President Goodluck Jonathan. This is actually a privileged information for you (journalists).
He called me at a quarter past five in the evening.
He said ‘Good evening your excellency’, and I said “Good evening your excellency’.
He said I have called to congratulate you that I have conceded defeat.
Of course there was dead silence on my end because I did not expect it.
I was shocked. I did not expect it because after 16 years in government, the man was a deputy governor, a governor, a Vice-President and was President for six years.
For him to have conceded defeat even before the result was announced by INEC, I think that was quite generous and gracious of him.”he said
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IG orders arrest of pro-Biafra supporters found with weapons
The Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase, on Tuesday, ordered the immediate arrest and prosecution of any member of the Indigenous People Of Biafra (IPOB) found in possession of unauthorized firearms.
This was contained in a statement released by the Public Relations Officer of the Nigeria Police Force, ACP Olabisi Kolawole.
He noted that members of IPOB who were arrested in connection to the death of police officers during the violent protest in South-East and South-South will be charged with murder.
“Following the Pro-Biafran protests that resulted in chaos yesterday, the Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase has ordered assistant Inspector Generals and Commissioners of Police to immediately disarm armed activists who claim to be members of the Independent People of Biafra group.”
“Following the manifestation of the disposition of the armed Independent People of Biafra (IPOB) activists to undertake premeditated attacks on Police officers engage in operations aimed at restoring public order in States in the South-East and South-South geopolitical zone of the country, the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Solomon E. Arase, fdc, NPM has directed the Assistant Inspectors General of Police and the Commissioners of Police in the affected area to disarm members of the group operating firearms immediately.”
“The IGP noted that the targeted attacks on Police personnel, who have been performing their statutory functions in the most professional and civil manner since the latest resurgence disorder, portrays the IPOB activists who are orchestrating the insurrection as having crossed the threshold in their misguided attempt to test the common will of the nation.”
“IGP Arase, while condemning the killing by members of IPOB, also directed the arrest of any member of the group found in possession of firearm and bring him/her to deserved justice, while all IPOB activists arrested in connection with the killing of the Policemen should be charged to court for murder.”
“Meanwhile, the Nigeria Police Force will continue to diligently work towards eliminating any threat to internal security and assures Nigerians of its commitment to their safety and security.”
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Friday, 27 May 2016
Photo Of The Day, House under the bridge using an air conditioner in lagos.
This picture was seen around somwhere in lagos under the bridge it has an air conditioner attached to it lol... cant stop laughing
FG Declares Monday May 30th A Public Holiday
The federal government has declared Monday, May 30, as public holiday to celebrate the 2016 Democracy Day.
This was disclosed by the Minister of Interior, Lt.-Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazau (rtd), on Wednesday in Abuja.
In a statement signed by the Permanent Secretary in the ministry of interior, Mr. Bassey Akpanyung, the signing into law of the 2016 Appropriation Act, the country would witness a “New Deal” with its full implementation.
He congratulated Nigerians on the attainment of one year in office of President Muhammadu Buhari and enjoined all to continue to support the president in his sustained effort to build a peaceful, enduring and democratic legacy and wished Nigerians happy democracy day celebration.
This was disclosed by the Minister of Interior, Lt.-Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazau (rtd), on Wednesday in Abuja.
In a statement signed by the Permanent Secretary in the ministry of interior, Mr. Bassey Akpanyung, the signing into law of the 2016 Appropriation Act, the country would witness a “New Deal” with its full implementation.
He congratulated Nigerians on the attainment of one year in office of President Muhammadu Buhari and enjoined all to continue to support the president in his sustained effort to build a peaceful, enduring and democratic legacy and wished Nigerians happy democracy day celebration.
Osaze Odemwingie & wife celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary.
Super Eagles player, Peter Odemwingie and his wife celebrated their fourth wedding anniversary yesterday 26th of May, and also used the opportunity to announce that they are expecting their third child, a baby girl, due in October. The footballer took to twitter to share a photo of them both and wrote, "Our 4th year anniversary today. Love my wife, mum of my two boys and our little princess due in October!"
“Drake Sounds Like Wizkid On One Dance + I Tried To Sign Wizkid On Roc Nation” – Wale Speaks.
Nigerian/US rapper, Wale has opened up on Nigerian music with his particular focus on Wizkid. A recent interview he granted Factory 78, he said he tried to get Wizkid on Roc Nation way before he became the global brand he is now.
He also said he feels Drake copied Wizkid‘s style on his first number one track, One Dance.
Wizkid is credited as a co-producer on the track so it could mean he wrote part of the lyrics. He said:
I would like to hear more of Wizkid. I would like to hear more of Wizkid on one dance. I could hear more control. It sounds like Wizkid’s song. He sounded like Wizkid on that song. The lyrics, the style everything. I mean he is a phenomenal writer but I just feel like he sounds like Wizkid on that song..
On Nigerian music, he said:
I’m proud of Davido and Wizkid and Olamide.There is alot of dope artists coming out right now. I knew it was gonna get there. I mean, Nigeria got like a whole 60 % of the swag in Africa. I always knew. I remember bringing the idea of signing Wizkid to Roc nation to the guys out there. Like early on. It was way before this time. I knew it was gon get there. I got like 7 songs on the internet with him. If I had held on to him back then, it would have been a different story.
‘Nigeria’s economy would have collasped if not for President Buhari’ – Lai Mohammed
The Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, on Friday, said that President Muhammadu Buhari’s election saved Nigeria from economic collapse.
According to a statement signed by the Minister’s spokesperson, Segun Adeyemi, Mohammed stated this when he paid a courtesy visit to Kano state governor, Abdullahi Ganduje.
He said: “For the fact that God loves this country, if any other political party had won the election, there would have been no economy to talk about. They wouldn’t have the courage or discipline to manage the economy.”
Mohammed, who is in Kano for the commencement of the federal government’s townhall meeting, further said that the president was reviving Nigeria’s economy by careful management of resources and blockage of leakages.
“This government, more than any government, has been working very hard because this is one government that genuinely believes in the people; it is one government that really cares for the poorest of the poor. For the first time we have a president whose integrity is actually driving the country.”
Speaking on the townhall meeting, the minister stated that the idea of the meetings was to facilitate communication between citizens and government.
“The idea of the town hall meeting came when we realised that our message was not getting down to the people. When we issue a press release or we have a press conference, it is so watered down, it’s sifted and everybody takes his story from his or her own angle. So we decided that it’s better we address the people directly.”
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According to a statement signed by the Minister’s spokesperson, Segun Adeyemi, Mohammed stated this when he paid a courtesy visit to Kano state governor, Abdullahi Ganduje.
He said: “For the fact that God loves this country, if any other political party had won the election, there would have been no economy to talk about. They wouldn’t have the courage or discipline to manage the economy.”
Mohammed, who is in Kano for the commencement of the federal government’s townhall meeting, further said that the president was reviving Nigeria’s economy by careful management of resources and blockage of leakages.
“This government, more than any government, has been working very hard because this is one government that genuinely believes in the people; it is one government that really cares for the poorest of the poor. For the first time we have a president whose integrity is actually driving the country.”
Speaking on the townhall meeting, the minister stated that the idea of the meetings was to facilitate communication between citizens and government.
“The idea of the town hall meeting came when we realised that our message was not getting down to the people. When we issue a press release or we have a press conference, it is so watered down, it’s sifted and everybody takes his story from his or her own angle. So we decided that it’s better we address the people directly.”
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D’banj just caught a telecoms company ‘milking his sweat illegally’
D’banj is extremely livid after discovering that a telecommunications company has been ‘milking his sweat illegally’.
The singer took to Twitter, Friday afternoon, to air his displeasure while vowing to take action against the yet to be named company.
D'banj D Kokomaster ✔@iamdbanj
A certain telecom company in Nigeria has been milking off my sweat illegally and I just caught them. This is'nt funny. I'll take action soon
5:08 AM - 27 May 2016
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While D’banj has chosen to stay tight-lipped on the name of the telecoms company, we would like to note that his Globacom ambassadorial contact expired a while ago and he hasn’t joined any other communication company since then
“My Greatest Shock As President Of Nigeria” – Buhari Reveals.
Head of States, President Muhammdu Buhari has revealed his greatest shock since assuming power on May 29, 2015.
He said he could not believe when he was informed that Nigeria had over the years squandered all its precious foreign exchange on the importation of food items and other frivolous items, including tooth picks.
Speaking with editors and newspaper executives in an interview in Abuja to mark the administration’s first year in office, Buhari said last year, when oil prices fell to $40 per barrel, he summoned Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria [CBN] Godwin Emefiele and asked to see what it was that Nigerians were buying with foreign exchange.
He said:
“Up to 2013, we were earning on average over $100 per barrel from oil but by fabulous coincidence, it went down to about $30 per barrel when we came in. There was no money to import food. For me, it was the biggest shock.
“Nigeria became an oil economy and we left agriculture and solid minerals and everyone went to the city to look for oil money.”
On his opposition with regards to naira devaluation, he said when he was military Head of State in 1984-85, World Bank and International Monetary Fund [IMF] experts advised him to devalue the naira and remove subsidy on petrol and flour.
Buhari further recalled:
“When I was removed [as military Head of State] in 1985, the dollar was one naira fifty kobo. Now naira is 350 to the dollar. Tell me the benefits we derived from that? How many factories were built in those years? Economists are not able to explain this to me. I am still waiting for economists to tell me why we should continue to devalue the naira. However, I don’t rule the country alone, so we must accommodate the economists.”
Buhari disclosed that he believes in privatisation of state owned firms, as “It is much more efficient.” He recalled that as Federal Commissioner for Petroleum Resources in General Obasanjo’s military regime in the 1970s, he signed contracts to build Warri and Kaduna refineries and to expand Port Harcourt refinery as well as build the depots and pipelines.
“Should we sell them as scrap? We cannot spend so much of our national resources to develop infrastructure and then sell them a scrap. We must first take into consideration our state of development. We must repair them first so we can negotiate with the buyers from a position of strength.”
Islamic Council Proposes Allowing Men To “Lightly Beat” Their Wives If They Refuse To Have Sex.
The Council of Islamic Ideology has proposed allowing a man to ‘lightly beat’ his wife if she does not ‘dress as he desires’, refuses to have sex, or fails to take a bath after her period.
The 20-member council is a constitutional body of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, but can only advise the government rather than make laws.
Acording to the Express Tribune, it suggests that women can be beaten if they refuse to have sex without a religious excuse or fail to bathe after intercourse and periods.
Women should also be beaten for not wearing hijabs, or for speaking so loudly that strangers can hear them, it recommends.
Its latest proposals come as part of its own women protection bill, after it rejected Punjab province’s controversial Protection of Women against Violence Act – branding it un-Islamic.
The bill argues that women should be banned from military combat, welcoming foreign delegations and working in advertisements, and must have spousal permission to give monetary support to somebody.
Female nurses should be banned from taking care of male patients and there should be no-co-education after primary school, it suggests.
The bill advises that a woman must not interact with strangers and that abortion after 120 days should be declared murder.
However, it says that a woman can participate in politics without the permission of her parents and that anyone who tries to force women to marry should be jailed for ten years.
Sources in the council told The Express Tribune that three of the council members rejected some of the proposals in the bill during heated discussion led by Chairman Muhammad Khan Sheerani.
The only female member of the council, Dr Sameeha Raheel Qazi, was not present on Wednesday when it was being discussed.
The 20-member council is a constitutional body of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, but can only advise the government rather than make laws.
Acording to the Express Tribune, it suggests that women can be beaten if they refuse to have sex without a religious excuse or fail to bathe after intercourse and periods.
Women should also be beaten for not wearing hijabs, or for speaking so loudly that strangers can hear them, it recommends.
Its latest proposals come as part of its own women protection bill, after it rejected Punjab province’s controversial Protection of Women against Violence Act – branding it un-Islamic.
The bill argues that women should be banned from military combat, welcoming foreign delegations and working in advertisements, and must have spousal permission to give monetary support to somebody.
Female nurses should be banned from taking care of male patients and there should be no-co-education after primary school, it suggests.
The bill advises that a woman must not interact with strangers and that abortion after 120 days should be declared murder.
However, it says that a woman can participate in politics without the permission of her parents and that anyone who tries to force women to marry should be jailed for ten years.
Sources in the council told The Express Tribune that three of the council members rejected some of the proposals in the bill during heated discussion led by Chairman Muhammad Khan Sheerani.
The only female member of the council, Dr Sameeha Raheel Qazi, was not present on Wednesday when it was being discussed.
President Muhammadu Buhari Sends Out Children’s Day Message – Read!
The President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari has sent out a Children’s day speech to all the children in Nigeria, below is his message.
I heartily greet and felicitate with all Nigerian children on the occasion of this year’s Children’s Day celebration. I seize the opportunity of this year’s celebration which comes just two days before the first anniversary of the present Administration, to reassure our children and youth that we remain fully committed to fulfilling our promise of a better Nigeria for all of our people.
On this happy occasion for our children, I reaffirm my belief that it is the right of every Nigerian child to have access to quality and affordable education, as well as healthcare and other basic necessities for a good life, in a peaceful and secure environment.
The good health and well-being of Nigerian children remain a top priority on our agenda for national development and we have demonstrated our strong commitment in this regard with the allocation of N12.6 billion in the 2016 budget for vaccines and programmes to prevent childhood killer diseases such as polio, measles and yellow fever.
Other measures in the 2016 budget, such as the school feeding programme for children at a cost of N93.1 billion, will ensure that more children go to school and enjoy the fun of learning and growing together with their peers.
Despite the current economic and funding challenges facing our dear nation, my administration will continue to do all within its powers to achieve better living conditions and greater access to quality healthcare and education for all our youth. It is a thing of joy that on this year’s Children’s Day, we can also celebrate the safe return of one of the Chibok girls, Amina Ali Nkeki and many other abducted women and children who have been freed from the clutches of Boko Haram by our gallant troops.
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I assure all Nigerians and friends of the country, once again, that my administration will not rest on its oars until the ungodly terrorist sect is totally eliminated from our country.
As peace gradually returns to the insurgency-ravaged North-Eastern States, the Federal Government will continue to work diligently to ensure the rapid and full reintegration and rehabilitation of all internally displaced persons, including orphaned children in the region.
We will also sustain and strengthen ongoing actions to protect children more effectively from violence, child-labour, child-trafficking, forced marriages and other related offences.
In return, I urge you all to imbibe and exhibit in greater measure, the virtues of hard work, diligence, discipline, honesty, prudence, selflessness and patriotism which are essential for the actualisation of our vision of a truly great nation.
The world now looks up to our dear nation, Nigeria as an exemplary model of democratic ideals after the smooth transition that brought our Administration to power.
You, our children and youth have a very significant role to play in ensuring that our democratic institutions of governance are continuously nurtured, improved and strengthened to underpin national development and prosperity.
Remain assured that under my leadership, the Federal Government will continue to do its best to prepare and equip you to show the world that with its brilliant, resourceful and resilient people, Nigeria is a country of incredible potential and opportunity.
I wish you all a Happy Children’s Day celebration.
Muhammadu Buhari
President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
May 27, 2016
After Failing to Sell “Jollof” Music, Lynxxx Switches To Conscious Music
Rapper, Lynxx appears to have given up on his self acclaimed Jollof Music.
Below is what the singer posted on his page this evening
“Sometimes shooting forward beyond imaginable heights requires a pull back… As yall know “i” have been through an evolution and attained Growth and “thankfully”..wisdom beyond my imaginations. The past 3years, i kinda took a hiatus from the scene to assess a few things, take care of my personal side of life and improve my craft in my chosen career to make sure i give my fans the best of me.
God is amazing and i have learned so much in so little time, its all about doing things right and New beginnings for me in every aspect of my life! Music for me means more than ever and i wanna make sure whenever i step in d studio to create, i share a part of me. My New projects would be my testimony and even in my party / commercial records, im sharing my happiness and hoping it brings joy to who ever is listening 😊cos its all about Positive Vibes for man like Lynxxx! Lets start over, theres so much music to share with yall i cant wait to drop it all! Thanks to all who’ve been here since the “change ur parade” era! Its 2016 and we about to set it off for all those who believe and even those who dont 😋 Its time to Let the Music Speak! God bless my label / team”
Reekado Banks’ Debut Album Is On The Way: Don Jazzy
REEKADO BANKS
Looks like all the Next Rated nominees (HEADIES) from last year will release their debut studio album this year.
Lil Kesh who lost out to Reekado Banks made the first jump by releasing his first body of work in March although it got a mixed reaction.
Kiss Daniel followed swiftly with New Era. His album has been acclaimed by industry commentators as album of the year.
Reekado Banks is now set to make it a threesome affair. Mavin boss Don Jazzy has assured fans that the album is on the way. He tweeted, “Reekado Banks album loading….. 2016. ezpect…….. Well 😁😁 #Reeky2016,#AlbumWeyGoBurstBrain #Reeky2016 👯💃🏾🔥”
Shocker!! Husband shoots Doctor who delivered His Wife's baby because he saw her naked
Police have arrested a man after he shot a male doctor shortly after he helped deliver his wife’s baby.
The husband was angry that the hospital had allowed a male doctor to attend to his wife during birth.
The crazy husband is believed to have wanted a female doctor to deliver the baby and was upset that the male doctor identified as Muhannad al-Zabn, would have seen his wife without clothes.
The baby was born in April at King Fahad Medical City in Saudi city of Riyadh, according to Gulf News. But after the birth, the man reportedly travelled to the hospital and contacted Dr al-Zabn for a quick chat.
Dr al-Zabn was taken to the hospital’s intensive care unit and is now in a stable condition, recuperating.
Fayose has not paid salaries in Ekiti state for FIVE months
There’s no gain saying that the loquacious governor is a one man opposition party, doing more damage than all the opposition parties in Nigeria combined -including his crisis ridden party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).
Fayose, somehow, finds himself into every news story within the country – from the PDP crisis, Fulani herdsmen attack, economic downturn, to President Buhari’s administration.
But while Fayose enjoys his plate of beans and causing discomfort to the federal government, we must remember -and remind him- that he is no different from all of Nigeria’s politicians, both past and present, and the federal government whom he criticises so passionately.
For the past five months, civil servants working for the Ekiti state government are yet to receive their monthly salary.
Faced with worsening economic difficulties and an explosive increase in the cost of living, the people of Ekiti have had to trudge through the last few months, trying to make ends meet and hoping that they will be paid soon.
Mercifully, salaries for December 2015 was paid to the state workers in March this year but not without deductions for dues paid to trade unions and others -for which the NLC and TUC are reportedly vexed.
As a last option, workers in the state have embarked on an industrial action pending when salaries are paid to them.
In his defense, Fayose said that Ekiti state received only N751 million as allocation from the federation account for the month of April as against N1.3 billion received in March.
He said “I know workers have not been coming to work, but I don’t have the moral right to stop them. But I can only deploy what I receive from the federation account. If workers want to go on strike, I sympathise with them, but we will be here waiting till when they come back. I can’t sell myself to pay workers. Even the government house where I live does not have diesel to power generator at times.”
Thursday, 26 May 2016
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BEEF ALERT: Sean Tizzle Disses Sound Sultan, Addresses Skin Bleaching Claims, Song Theft & More in New Interview
In new interview with HFtv, singer Sean Tizzle finally addressed some of the controversies he has recently been embroiled in, his career and new projects.
Some of the issues he touched on include his former boss, Sound Sultan’s claim that he wrote the singer’s smash hit song, ‘Sho Lee’, a claim that CEO of Naija Ninjas made in 2013. Sean Tizzle whose real name is Morihanfen Oluwaseun Oluwabamidele had never addressed that story, until yesterday.
“I write my stuff,” Tizzle said, and explained that Sound Sultan made that claim because of a long-running ‘issue’ they had going on. “Some part of the song was recorded when I was with him, and when I left, I decided to finish it and drop it as a single. So he came back [and said] he wrote the song.”
Sound-Sultan
On the criticisms he received following his November 2015 tweet, where he said that Omawumi’s cover to Adele’s “Hello” was better than the British singer’s version, Sean Tizzle refuses to apologise for it. “It’s my own opinion which I have a right to,” he said, adding that people can say whatever they want to.
On if he will be returning to Twitter ever again, the singer affirmed that he would, adding that the platform is his ‘home’, and he only left to get work done.
And on the constant accusation that he bleaches, the ‘Abiamo’ singer tried to laugh it off, but finally dismissed the criticism. “I don’t know about all that,” he said, adding that “people could still talk. I am just focused on dropping more cool sounds. I think that’s what matters. I have my album coming out in September.”
Strike Update; We Will Suspend Strike if We Receive Alert – ASUU (NASARAWA)
The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), Nasarawa State University, Keffi chapter, said on Wednesday that members would only suspend their ongoing strike when they receive bank alerts of the 20 per cent out of the total Earned Academic Allowance (EAA) owed them by the institution.
Dr. Theophilus Daniel-Lagi, branch Chairman of ASUU, made this known on Wednesday while addressing newsmen at the end of the union’s meeting in Keffi.
Daniel-Lagi said that the union had shifted its ground to receive the 20 per cent out of the 40 per cent, while the remaining 20 per cent would be paid by December following the intervention of the University Governing Council and other stakeholders in the state.
“The aim of this meeting is to brief members of the union on the outcome of our meeting between the state University Governing Council, some state stakeholders and some traditional rulers, among others.
On May 23, 2016, a meeting was called at the instance of the Chairman of the Governing Council of the University, Bishop Mathew Kuka, and those who were in attendance for a positive way forward included the Emir of Keffi, Dr. Shehu Chindo Yamusa III and Etsu Karu, Pharm. Luke Panya Baba.
Others are the pioneer Vice-Chancellor of the university, Prof. Adamu Baikie, and ASUU executives, and the aim of the meeting was to find solutions on how to resolve the impasse between ASUU and the university’s administration.
In summary, in the spirit of industrial harmony, we have agreed with some issues and agreed in principle to suspend the strike subject to certain conditions that 20 per cent of our allowances should be paid before we suspend the ongoing strike.
Forty percent was supposed to be liquidated by March based on the agreement we had with the university administration but we shifted ground this time around because of the intervention of the spirited individuals, elders and traditional rulers, among other stakeholders.
So, the ball is in the hands of the university administration and the state government as they said they have the money. Pay us the money and then we will go back to work and we will only suspend the strike if our members see or receive their bank alert,” he said.
Daniel-Lagi called for cooperation and understanding of the members of the public towards the ongoing strike, adding that the indefinite strike was in the interest of the institution and education in the state.
The ASUU chairman restated their commitment to continue to give students and the university community their best so as to improve on the standard of education in the state.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) recalls that on March 7th, ASUU of Nasarawa State University embarked on an indefinite strike.
The demands include the general funding of the university, review of the university law to conform with the 2003 Act as obtained in other public universities.
Dr. Theophilus Daniel-Lagi, branch Chairman of ASUU, made this known on Wednesday while addressing newsmen at the end of the union’s meeting in Keffi.
Daniel-Lagi said that the union had shifted its ground to receive the 20 per cent out of the 40 per cent, while the remaining 20 per cent would be paid by December following the intervention of the University Governing Council and other stakeholders in the state.
“The aim of this meeting is to brief members of the union on the outcome of our meeting between the state University Governing Council, some state stakeholders and some traditional rulers, among others.
On May 23, 2016, a meeting was called at the instance of the Chairman of the Governing Council of the University, Bishop Mathew Kuka, and those who were in attendance for a positive way forward included the Emir of Keffi, Dr. Shehu Chindo Yamusa III and Etsu Karu, Pharm. Luke Panya Baba.
Others are the pioneer Vice-Chancellor of the university, Prof. Adamu Baikie, and ASUU executives, and the aim of the meeting was to find solutions on how to resolve the impasse between ASUU and the university’s administration.
In summary, in the spirit of industrial harmony, we have agreed with some issues and agreed in principle to suspend the strike subject to certain conditions that 20 per cent of our allowances should be paid before we suspend the ongoing strike.
Forty percent was supposed to be liquidated by March based on the agreement we had with the university administration but we shifted ground this time around because of the intervention of the spirited individuals, elders and traditional rulers, among other stakeholders.
So, the ball is in the hands of the university administration and the state government as they said they have the money. Pay us the money and then we will go back to work and we will only suspend the strike if our members see or receive their bank alert,” he said.
Daniel-Lagi called for cooperation and understanding of the members of the public towards the ongoing strike, adding that the indefinite strike was in the interest of the institution and education in the state.
The ASUU chairman restated their commitment to continue to give students and the university community their best so as to improve on the standard of education in the state.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) recalls that on March 7th, ASUU of Nasarawa State University embarked on an indefinite strike.
The demands include the general funding of the university, review of the university law to conform with the 2003 Act as obtained in other public universities.
''You are just starting, you will use all your money to buy food''- TB Joshua, on food scarcity
T.B. Joshua, the General Overseer of The Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) made this shocking revelation on his Emmanuel TV station.
The prophet read out a transcript of the prophecies he had given during his New Year’s Crossover Service, highlighting particularly the national food scarcity.
On food scarcity, he said: “There will be large scale scarcity, shortage of food. As a state, country, continent, we have to go back to the farm to arrest, to alleviate the forthcoming situation. It is only a ‘shortage’ that you are experiencing now; you have not experienced ‘large scale.’ This one that I am saying now, ‘scarcity’, ‘large scale’, it's a proverb.
Whatever you can do from now till December - all of your money you will use to buy food - you will not have enough to buy. If you are the type planning to build a house now, stop it for the mean time.
If you are in the business of buying land, stop it for the mean time - look for another business. Stop it for the mean time until February next year. Use that money on the need of people now. I'm preparing you. Get ready; lager scale scarcity is coming!”
The prophet read out a transcript of the prophecies he had given during his New Year’s Crossover Service, highlighting particularly the national food scarcity.
On food scarcity, he said: “There will be large scale scarcity, shortage of food. As a state, country, continent, we have to go back to the farm to arrest, to alleviate the forthcoming situation. It is only a ‘shortage’ that you are experiencing now; you have not experienced ‘large scale.’ This one that I am saying now, ‘scarcity’, ‘large scale’, it's a proverb.
Whatever you can do from now till December - all of your money you will use to buy food - you will not have enough to buy. If you are the type planning to build a house now, stop it for the mean time.
If you are in the business of buying land, stop it for the mean time - look for another business. Stop it for the mean time until February next year. Use that money on the need of people now. I'm preparing you. Get ready; lager scale scarcity is coming!”
“We made a terrible mistake by becoming a mono-product economy hinged on oil & we’re now in a volatile situation” – Buhari
President Muhammadu Buhari reaffirmed Wednesday in Abuja that his administration is fully committed and determined to do all within its powers to achieve the rapid diversification of Nigeria’s economy in the shortest possible time.
Speaking at a farewell audience with the outgoing Iranian Ambassador to Nigeria,President Muhammadu Buhari , President Buhari said he was convinced that with greater diligence, hard work and patriotic determination to achieve self-sufficiency, Nigeria can produce most of the items currently on its import list.
“We made a terrible mistake by becoming a mono-product economy hinged on oil and we are now in a volatile situation, due to the crash in oil prices. We have seen the benefits of diversification which helped Iran to survive many years of sanctions and still come out strong. We are now fully committed to economic diversification. Most of the things on our import bills can be produced here. And we are determined to achieve that self-dependency,” President Buhari told the outgoing envoy.
President Buhari China FarellAt a separate audience with the outgoing Chinese Ambassador, Gu Xiaojie, President Buhari gave an assurance that the Federal Government will continue to do its best to meet its obligations under bilateral agreements with China for the development of critical infrastructure in Nigeria.
The President said that because of their importance to Nigeria, his administration will uphold contractual agreements with Chinese companies for the development of essential infrastructure which it inherited from past administrations, and work to ensure that the projects are speedily completed.
The President reiterated his particular commitment to the completion of the Mambilla Power Project which, he said, was of great strategic importance to his government’s efforts to ensure that Nigeria does not become over-reliant on gas-powered electricity generation.
President Buhari commended the outgoing ambassadors for their efforts to strengthen bilateral relations between Nigeria and their countries during their tenure in Abuja.
Just In: Anyone who buys from street hawkers in Kaduna State will now be jailed
The Kaduna state government has enacted a law that makes it a criminal offence for any person to buy from a street hawker, making both the hawker and buyer liable for prosecution. This was made known yesterday by the Spokesman of Kaduna State House of Assembly, Nuhu Goro Shadalafiya.
He said Gov. Nasir El-Rufai should be credited for new act passed last month. On the anti-hawking law, he said: “We have also pass a bill into law to checkmate hawkers who deprive people from owning shops.”…. Gov. Ambode is also looking at adopting d law, to put an end to d sales of gala inside Lagos traffic….
Shocker!!:Senator’s Dead Body Found In A Pond Behind His Home In Ebonyi State, see photo.
The Deputy National Chairman of Ohaneze Ndigbo and one-time senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Sen. Offia Nwali, was found dead inside a pond at the back of his home in Ameka Community, Ezra South local government area of Ebonyi State on Saturday, May 21st.
The 74 year old former senator, was found dead by his relatives. The spokesperson of the Ebonyi state police command, ASP George Okafor while confirming the report, said investigations are ongoing as to determine whether he was killed and his corpse dumped inside the pond or whether he drowned in the pond.
“We cannot establish whether he drowned inside the pond or whether he was killed but investigations have commenced to unravel the mystery behind his death. We have not made any arrest so far but we assure the citizens of the state that we would ensure that the matter is investigated to its logical conclusion,” he said.
Nwali was one of the first Africans to obtain a doctorate degree in Computer and Analytical Studies from Harvard University, U.S. He lost his entire family in a Forker 28-plane crash at the Enugu Airport in 1983 but later remarried. His corpse has since been deposited at the Federal Teaching Hospital, Abakaliki mortuary.
The 74 year old former senator, was found dead by his relatives. The spokesperson of the Ebonyi state police command, ASP George Okafor while confirming the report, said investigations are ongoing as to determine whether he was killed and his corpse dumped inside the pond or whether he drowned in the pond.
“We cannot establish whether he drowned inside the pond or whether he was killed but investigations have commenced to unravel the mystery behind his death. We have not made any arrest so far but we assure the citizens of the state that we would ensure that the matter is investigated to its logical conclusion,” he said.
Nwali was one of the first Africans to obtain a doctorate degree in Computer and Analytical Studies from Harvard University, U.S. He lost his entire family in a Forker 28-plane crash at the Enugu Airport in 1983 but later remarried. His corpse has since been deposited at the Federal Teaching Hospital, Abakaliki mortuary.
Photo: Son of a security guard emerges LASU's Best graduating student
Arowosegbe Michael Aderibigbe, pictured above, the son of a security guard, emerged the best graduating student of the Lagos State University for the 2014/2015 academic sessions. Aderibigbe graduated from the department of Biochemistry with 4.68 CGPA at the school's convocation ceremony yesterday May 25th.
Naira depreciates further against Dollar
The Naira on Wednesday weakened further against the dollar at the parallel market, barely 24 hours after the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) moved for the adoption of a flexible exchange rate.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Naira sold at N350, weakening further from its rate on Tuesday when it went for N347 to a dollar.
The Pounds Sterling and the Euro opened at N385 and N380 and closed at N390 and N385 respectively.
Traders at the market said that they were keenly watching out for the impact of the new foreign exchange policy of the apex bank at the market.
NAN reports that CBN, at the end of its Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) meeting on Tuesday, adopted a flexible exchange policy for the economy, a move financial experts said was long overdue.
In his remark, Harrison Owoh, a Bureau De Change (BDC) operator, said that the new policy would frustrate currency speculation and hoarding.
ANSU student allegedly beaten to death by school's anti-cult group
Michael Ndirika, a student of Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University, formerly known as Anambra state University (ANSU) Uli campus, was allegedly beaten to death by an anti-cult group in the university this week. His friends told LIB they don't know why he picked up by the group and brutalized until he died. There was a small riot at Uli campus yesterday following his death.
Wednesday, 25 May 2016
This Is Serious! Keke Napep Driver On The Run After Impregnating 12-Year-Old Niece (See Photo)
A tricycle (keke napep) rider known as Johnbull Dike is presently being hunted by the police in Lagos following reports that he impregnated his 12-year-old niece.
The man was said to have connived with his wife, Happiness, to carry out the abortion on the young girl after it emerged that they could not hide the secret of her pregnancy which was occasioned by the man’s consistent defilement of the girl.
It was during the abortion process that Dike’s wife and the nurse carrying out the act were arrested by the Akinpelu division of the Nigeria police in Mafoluku area of Lagos State.
A worker with the Child Protection Network, Ebenezer Omejalile, explained that the girl did not inform her sister of the molestation for fear of being killed.
“The case was brought to my attention by a community development committee secretary in Oshodi, Mr. Mamora. The victim was raped and impregnated by her aunt’s husband.
“I went to see the girl at the place where the aunt had taken her with the connivance of a nurse to abort the pregnancy. The girl underwent a scan before the abortion. It was a failed process because she began to bleed at the nurse’s place. The police were informed on that Wednesday and the two women were arrested, while Johnbull fled.
“The policemen took Favour to a proper hospital to get rid of the remaining foetus. As it is, the suspect is on the run because he knew that the girl is with the police,” he explained.
Happiness also explained that her husband has since been missing since she was arrested, adding: “He has not called me since that day. His phone numbers are also switched off.”
Police:
“Our investigation shows that the nurse is a quack. She is not trained and she proceeded to do abortion for a 12-year-old girl. The suspect’s wife has a two-year-old son who is being treated for an infection. So, she has been granted bail.
“She did not deny that they wanted to abort the pregnancy. The story they painted to the nurse was that the girl was raped by an unidentified hoodlum.”
Confirming the incident, police spokesperson in Lagos, Dolapo Badmos said:“There is a case of defilement against Johnbull. His wife and the nurse have been arrested for aborting a pregnancy. The Commissioner of Police has ordered that the case be transferred to the Gender Unit of the command.
“The suspect is on the run, but efforts are on to arrest him. Meanwhile, the wife and the nurse will both be charged to court.”
The man was said to have connived with his wife, Happiness, to carry out the abortion on the young girl after it emerged that they could not hide the secret of her pregnancy which was occasioned by the man’s consistent defilement of the girl.
It was during the abortion process that Dike’s wife and the nurse carrying out the act were arrested by the Akinpelu division of the Nigeria police in Mafoluku area of Lagos State.
A worker with the Child Protection Network, Ebenezer Omejalile, explained that the girl did not inform her sister of the molestation for fear of being killed.
“The case was brought to my attention by a community development committee secretary in Oshodi, Mr. Mamora. The victim was raped and impregnated by her aunt’s husband.
“I went to see the girl at the place where the aunt had taken her with the connivance of a nurse to abort the pregnancy. The girl underwent a scan before the abortion. It was a failed process because she began to bleed at the nurse’s place. The police were informed on that Wednesday and the two women were arrested, while Johnbull fled.
“The policemen took Favour to a proper hospital to get rid of the remaining foetus. As it is, the suspect is on the run because he knew that the girl is with the police,” he explained.
Happiness also explained that her husband has since been missing since she was arrested, adding: “He has not called me since that day. His phone numbers are also switched off.”
Police:
“Our investigation shows that the nurse is a quack. She is not trained and she proceeded to do abortion for a 12-year-old girl. The suspect’s wife has a two-year-old son who is being treated for an infection. So, she has been granted bail.
“She did not deny that they wanted to abort the pregnancy. The story they painted to the nurse was that the girl was raped by an unidentified hoodlum.”
Confirming the incident, police spokesperson in Lagos, Dolapo Badmos said:“There is a case of defilement against Johnbull. His wife and the nurse have been arrested for aborting a pregnancy. The Commissioner of Police has ordered that the case be transferred to the Gender Unit of the command.
“The suspect is on the run, but efforts are on to arrest him. Meanwhile, the wife and the nurse will both be charged to court.”
Must Read : That White Bulb in Your Home May Be The Reason For All Your Problems
Everyone are looking forward to save energy and money. Most of us are replacing the standard bulbs with new energy saving bulbs. These so called energy saving light bulbs are said by the companies that are environmentally-friendly.
This is not true and these new generation bulbs are in fact so toxic that U.S. Environmental Protection Agency has a protocol and advises to follow some steps if such a bulb breaks. This is due to the gases it releases when breaks.
If the bulb brakes inside (indoor), these lights discharge 20 times more than the tolerable mercury into the air, as indicated by a study directed by analysts from the Fraunhofer Wilhelm Klauditz Institute for German’s Federal Environment Agency.
Energy Efficient Light Bulbs Can Cause:
Cluster headaches
Dizziness
Birth defects
Miscarriages
Migraines
Seizures
Fatigue
Anxiety
Inability to concentrate
Energy Efficient Bulbs Cause Anxiety, Migraines, and Even Cancer. Reasons to Go Back To Incandescent Bulbs
These bulbs contain mercury.
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This is a strong neurotoxin that is particularly risky and harmful to youngsters and pregnant ladies. It is particularly poisonous to the mind, the sensory system, the liver and the kidneys. It can likewise harm the cardiovascular, and disrupt the immune system. It can prompt tremors, nervousness, a sleeping disorder, memory loss, migraines, malignancy and Alzheimer’s .
These bulbs can also cause cancer.
Another study performed by Peter Braun at Berlin Germany’s Alab Laboratory found these lights contain noxious cancer-causing agents that could bring about disease:
Phenol, a somewhat acidic lethal white crystalline strong, acquired from coal tar and utilized as a part of compound production..
Naphthalene, an unstable white crystalline compound, delivered by the refining of coal tar, utilized as a part of mothballs and as a crude material for substance fabricate
Styrene, an unsaturated fluid hydrocarbon, acquired as a petroleum byproduct
Furthermore they emit a huge measure of UV beams.
These light bulbs emit UV-B and hints of UV-C radiation. It is for the most part perceived that UV-radiation is unsafe for the skin (can prompt skin cancer) and the eyes. The radiation from these bulbs straightforwardly assaults the immune framework, and moreover harms the skin tissues enough to keep the best possible formation of vitamin D-3 out of the question
Taking everything into account, these bulbs are toxic to the point that we shouldn’t place them in the standard junk. They are family dangerous waste. In the event that you break one up in a house, you should open the greater part of your windows and entryways, and get out of the house for no less than 15 minutes to minimize your exposure to the noxious gas. They are most harmful to pregnant women, fetus and children
FG Warn Farmers as ‘Tomato Ebola’ Hits Six States in Nigeria
The Federal Government on Tuesday revealed the cause of tomato scarcity in the country as it said the pest, Tuta absoluta, popularly known as ‘Tomato Ebola’, is responsible for the massive destruction of tomato in farmlands in Nigeria. The destructive pest has so far invaded six states in Nigeria.
Farmers all over the country have been warned to be careful and advised farmers on the management skills to use so as to curb the spread of the pest.
Speaking on the issue, the Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Mr. Audu Ogbeh, revealed that the highly reproductive nature of the tomato pest and lack of management knowledge for containment allowed it to spread which led to the destruction of tomato fruits in Jigawa, Kano, Katsina, Kaduna, Plateau and Lagos.
He also stated that the government is already consulting with experts in other find a way out.
He said, “The pest can also attack even pepper and Irish potato. So we are confronting something quite serious. But the good thing is that we are tackling it right now as experts will commence work immediately. We are bringing the commissioners and governors of states to jointly attack this pest, which, if not dealt with, will create serious problems for food security in our country.”
Also, the minister revealed that Nigeria spent huge sums importing substandard tomato paste which affected many in Nigeria.
“We have two processing plants for tomato paste in Nigeria, Erisco and Dangote, and their capacities are huge. We welcome their arrival because our annual import bill of tomato paste is about $400m and it is a good sign that we can now produce here and make money for our farmers.” he said.
Reacting to the recent development, CropLife International, a group of agro-professionals, advocated the use of hazard-based approach rather than a risk-based methodology.
The group also called for the promotion and adoption of relevant biotechnologies in farming activities.
Kiss Daniel’s album goes global… makes Billboard world album chart
Just two weeks after its release, Kiss Daniel‘s debut album- New Era is already making great strides, not only in the country but also on the world stage.
The album has now made the Billboard world album chart.
The 20 track album sits at number 8 on the chart, surpassing the 2 other Nigerian albums (2face Idibia’s Ascension and Reminisce’s Baba Hafusa) that have at one time made the chart but only peaked at No. 12.
Ladies! These are 10 Things You Must Know About Guys Right Now – No. 7 Will Interest You
Everyone knows that women are from Venus and men are from Mars, and just like guys say that women are akin to unsolvable Chinese puzzles who they will never understand, we say the same thing about guys.
Indeed, no matter how much you think you know your man, there will always be that unreadable glance, or that vague thing he says over dinner that makes you think, “Just what on earth is he thinking? Is he angry with me? Sad? Is he going to break up with me? OMG!”
We might drive guys crazy with our ambiguous ways, but guys drive us equally as crazy. But the great thing is that there are 10 things every girl has a right to know about guys – and we’re about to explain them to you!
1. Guys Get Nervous Too
When you go on a first date with a man, you’re naturally nervous. You’re terrified in case you smudge your makeup on your way to meet him, scared in case the wind knocks your hair out of whack, and anxious in case you accidentally spill your Processo ALL OVER HIM.
Guys are nervous too, though. Sure, they’re supposed to be all manly, and sure they take the lead and choose where to go, and they even pick up the bill with an assuredness that seems to be out of this world. But underneath it all, they’re just as terrified as you are and every time they take a sip of their beer they fret that they’re about to spill it all over you.
2. Guys Love Compliments
Yes, everyone does, even guys. A good compliment said in the right time can be a real game changer. Guys actually crave compliments, and it’s not because they are attention seeking or needy, it’s because they just hardly ever get any. Of course, guys prefer different types of compliments than we, ladies, do, and things like: ‘Oh, you look pretty gorgeous today!’ will only make a guy feel awkward; but you can’t go amiss when you compliment his skills, talents, manly behavior or strength.
3. Guys Don’t Actually Want A Threesome
Yes, many guys will tell you that their ultimate fantasy is a threesome, with some of the more creepier ones saying they want a fivesome. They want you and some random woman you pick up on a night out, all together in one bed. Shoulders, elbows, and 6 knees; they want it all!
The truth, though, is that it really is just a fantasy. Guys love their women and they don’t want anything to mess up their relationship, and especially not a threesome. See, whilst it may seem enjoyable for him to be cavorting with another women, he’s actually more worried that youseem to be enjoying it. Poor guy!
4. He Thinks You Are Actually Fine When You Say You’re Fine
“Hey, you okay? I know we had a bit of an argument last night. I just wanted to text to see if you were okay and whether I should come round later. I love you. I really do, I mean it.”
“I’m fine.”
“Cool!! Does that mean I can go out for some beers with the guys tonight?”
After 40,000 years of evolution, guys still haven’t realised that “I’m fine” means “I’M SO ANGRY AT YOU!”
Apparently it’s a fault in their brain mechanism that only a super scientist could ever correct. But because such a correction would cost $56 billion, it’s never going to happen. Oh, guys.
5. He Can Actually Cook
Sure, he can cook. He can cook some excellent dishes, and can even make a buff soufflé.
He won’t tell you, of course. After all, he doesn’t want to get roped into cooking your meals for you. Instead, he wants you to wait on him hand and foot. He’ll even set fire to a piece of toast just to prove that he’s rubbish in the kitchen.
“I thought toast was supposed to be set on fire.”
6. Guys Need Breaks
Your man loves you, there is no denying it. And whilst they may vow to spend the rest of their days with you, it doesn’t mean they should have to spend every single second with you.
Guys need a break from us. It’s natural. They want a bit of me-time now and then, they need to see their buddies and do guy-stuff. They want to hit the golf course, go to Vegas, or just play some video games with their pals. And whilst it’s nice of you to suggest that he plays golf with you, it just isn’t the same for him. Especially when you keep missing the ball.
“Honey, just hit the ball. Please.”
7. Guys Cry Too
Guys might be masculine lions who enjoy dominating, but it doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy a good cry like the ladies.
The thing is, guys tend not to cry in front of us. But, just like us, they’re still humans who are actually subject to real, human emotions. I know right!
Unlike robots, men actually do get sad. They might weep over a teary film or they might have a moment to themselves, when they think of family members or friends who have passed away.
Every now and then they will even cry if you burn their dinner.
“You burnt the steak? Okay. Give me a moment.”
8. Guys Are Hard-Wired To Look At Women
It’s very easy to get angry and upset when we spot our man checking out another woman, but we shouldn’t take it so seriously.
See, guys are actually hard-wired to check out women! They have six times more testosterone than we do, and this can often cause their libido to get out of control, particularly when there are women around. So what happens is they check women out on auto-pilot. Whilst it seems as though they’re ogling your cute best friend and mentally undressing her, it really isn’t his fault!
Unless he reaches in and kisses her. He definitely can’t blame that on his testosterone.
“It’s the testosterone, honey, I swear!”
Nope, doesn’t cut it.
9. Guys Have Dreams
It may not seem like it after yet another day of toeing the line at work and coming home shattered, but guys do have thoughts above and beyond tomorrow. They have dreams and big plans for the future that they might not share with you, in case you shoot them down.
But despite appearing to be people who live for the day and who struggle to organise the bills, guys do think ahead to what life might be like in 5 years’ time.
10. Guys Treat Dinner Very Seriously
If you’re the kind of girl who orders a salad whilst he orders a steak with all the works, he isn’t going to be too happy if you then proceed to steal all his fries.
You ordered a salad for a reason and he ordered a steak for a reason, so suck it up and eat your cucumbers!
And, no, he doesn’t want to swap a chunk of steak for a few cherry tomatoes.
Do you know other fun facts about guys?
Indeed, no matter how much you think you know your man, there will always be that unreadable glance, or that vague thing he says over dinner that makes you think, “Just what on earth is he thinking? Is he angry with me? Sad? Is he going to break up with me? OMG!”
We might drive guys crazy with our ambiguous ways, but guys drive us equally as crazy. But the great thing is that there are 10 things every girl has a right to know about guys – and we’re about to explain them to you!
1. Guys Get Nervous Too
When you go on a first date with a man, you’re naturally nervous. You’re terrified in case you smudge your makeup on your way to meet him, scared in case the wind knocks your hair out of whack, and anxious in case you accidentally spill your Processo ALL OVER HIM.
Guys are nervous too, though. Sure, they’re supposed to be all manly, and sure they take the lead and choose where to go, and they even pick up the bill with an assuredness that seems to be out of this world. But underneath it all, they’re just as terrified as you are and every time they take a sip of their beer they fret that they’re about to spill it all over you.
2. Guys Love Compliments
Yes, everyone does, even guys. A good compliment said in the right time can be a real game changer. Guys actually crave compliments, and it’s not because they are attention seeking or needy, it’s because they just hardly ever get any. Of course, guys prefer different types of compliments than we, ladies, do, and things like: ‘Oh, you look pretty gorgeous today!’ will only make a guy feel awkward; but you can’t go amiss when you compliment his skills, talents, manly behavior or strength.
3. Guys Don’t Actually Want A Threesome
Yes, many guys will tell you that their ultimate fantasy is a threesome, with some of the more creepier ones saying they want a fivesome. They want you and some random woman you pick up on a night out, all together in one bed. Shoulders, elbows, and 6 knees; they want it all!
The truth, though, is that it really is just a fantasy. Guys love their women and they don’t want anything to mess up their relationship, and especially not a threesome. See, whilst it may seem enjoyable for him to be cavorting with another women, he’s actually more worried that youseem to be enjoying it. Poor guy!
4. He Thinks You Are Actually Fine When You Say You’re Fine
“Hey, you okay? I know we had a bit of an argument last night. I just wanted to text to see if you were okay and whether I should come round later. I love you. I really do, I mean it.”
“I’m fine.”
“Cool!! Does that mean I can go out for some beers with the guys tonight?”
After 40,000 years of evolution, guys still haven’t realised that “I’m fine” means “I’M SO ANGRY AT YOU!”
Apparently it’s a fault in their brain mechanism that only a super scientist could ever correct. But because such a correction would cost $56 billion, it’s never going to happen. Oh, guys.
5. He Can Actually Cook
Sure, he can cook. He can cook some excellent dishes, and can even make a buff soufflé.
He won’t tell you, of course. After all, he doesn’t want to get roped into cooking your meals for you. Instead, he wants you to wait on him hand and foot. He’ll even set fire to a piece of toast just to prove that he’s rubbish in the kitchen.
“I thought toast was supposed to be set on fire.”
6. Guys Need Breaks
Your man loves you, there is no denying it. And whilst they may vow to spend the rest of their days with you, it doesn’t mean they should have to spend every single second with you.
Guys need a break from us. It’s natural. They want a bit of me-time now and then, they need to see their buddies and do guy-stuff. They want to hit the golf course, go to Vegas, or just play some video games with their pals. And whilst it’s nice of you to suggest that he plays golf with you, it just isn’t the same for him. Especially when you keep missing the ball.
“Honey, just hit the ball. Please.”
7. Guys Cry Too
Guys might be masculine lions who enjoy dominating, but it doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy a good cry like the ladies.
The thing is, guys tend not to cry in front of us. But, just like us, they’re still humans who are actually subject to real, human emotions. I know right!
Unlike robots, men actually do get sad. They might weep over a teary film or they might have a moment to themselves, when they think of family members or friends who have passed away.
Every now and then they will even cry if you burn their dinner.
“You burnt the steak? Okay. Give me a moment.”
8. Guys Are Hard-Wired To Look At Women
It’s very easy to get angry and upset when we spot our man checking out another woman, but we shouldn’t take it so seriously.
See, guys are actually hard-wired to check out women! They have six times more testosterone than we do, and this can often cause their libido to get out of control, particularly when there are women around. So what happens is they check women out on auto-pilot. Whilst it seems as though they’re ogling your cute best friend and mentally undressing her, it really isn’t his fault!
Unless he reaches in and kisses her. He definitely can’t blame that on his testosterone.
“It’s the testosterone, honey, I swear!”
Nope, doesn’t cut it.
9. Guys Have Dreams
It may not seem like it after yet another day of toeing the line at work and coming home shattered, but guys do have thoughts above and beyond tomorrow. They have dreams and big plans for the future that they might not share with you, in case you shoot them down.
But despite appearing to be people who live for the day and who struggle to organise the bills, guys do think ahead to what life might be like in 5 years’ time.
10. Guys Treat Dinner Very Seriously
If you’re the kind of girl who orders a salad whilst he orders a steak with all the works, he isn’t going to be too happy if you then proceed to steal all his fries.
You ordered a salad for a reason and he ordered a steak for a reason, so suck it up and eat your cucumbers!
And, no, he doesn’t want to swap a chunk of steak for a few cherry tomatoes.
Do you know other fun facts about guys?
BREAKING: Court rejects Metuh’s application – “We are not Father Christmas”
Justice of the Federal High Court, Okon Abang just now rejected the application for leave to travel abroad for medical reasons filed by Olisa Metuh, former spokesman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).
According to Abang, the court lacks jurisdiction to entertain the application because there is a subsisting order directing the accused to keep his international passport with the chief registrar of the high court.
“This is not a case of sympathy, but a case of law. This court has no jurisdiction to entertain this application,” he said. “The court is not Father Christmas to give to the defendant what it did not ask for.
He said since that order has not been set aside, the court cannot grant the defendant’s request.
“The application lacks merit. It is accordingly dismissed. The court cannot set aside its decision.”
Petrol pump price: NLC, FG, to resume talks today
Leadership of the Nigeria Labor Congress and the Federal Government will continue with their negotiations on the increased petrol pump price. The negotiations will hold at the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation at about 3pm today May 25th.
NLC went on an unpopular strike action last week which they called off on Sunday May 22nd.
NLC leaders are asking for the immediate reversal of the pump price from N145 to N86.50 and for the Federal government to stop the deregulation of the oil sector. They are also calling for the increase in minimum wage.
Oil Marketers assure Nigerians of a fall in pump price soon
The Major Oil Marketers Association of Nigeria (MOMAN) have assured Nigerians that they will soon experience a fall in the pump price of petrol. Obafemi Olawore, the Executive Secretary of the association, stated this at a press conference in Lagos yesterday May 24th.
“I’m assuring Nigerians that pump price of petrol will soon drop as against claims that it will rise above the present band. Price won’t go up as long as the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) is bringing in products. Although, we are expected to source for dollars at the parallel market but the good news is that we are getting dollars from our upstream divisions"he said
Jay Z's management company is about to sign Tiwa Savage
Since her infamous marriage crisis, good things have been coming the way of Tiwa Savage!
We hear that Jay Z, who is extremely impressed at Tiwa’s catalogue and profile, gave the go-ahead to sign her up.
" Put together by Roc Nation’s Briant Biggs and Shawn Pecas. So expect BIG things from Tiwa this year!"Bizzle Osikoye revealed today via his Instagram page that;
Already, Tiwa is scheduled to perform at the Made in America Concert this September, whose headliner will be Rihanna. Maybe a collaboration between both artistes is in the offing? We can only wait and see.
Roc Nation has offices in New York, London and Los Angeles, and is home to popular artistes such as Rihanna, Big Sean, DJ Khaled, among others.
Nigerians are so happy for Tiwa Savage!
Tuesday, 24 May 2016
Pray For ADA's Recovery
This post was shared of facebook by Adas welwishers;
Gen Richie Lau'lau Ybad
I chat with you joy on Saturday night and you told me you will be traveling on Sunday morning without knowing you'd get involved in an accident.. Peeps Ada is in coma and needs our prayers 🙏🏾 You shall be healed INSHA Allah 🙏🏾 Amen
Don't ignore this..just pray for her.
Gen Richie Lau'lau Ybad
I chat with you joy on Saturday night and you told me you will be traveling on Sunday morning without knowing you'd get involved in an accident.. Peeps Ada is in coma and needs our prayers 🙏🏾 You shall be healed INSHA Allah 🙏🏾 Amen
Seraph Yomi
Her name is ADA, she was involved in an accident that took place 2 days ago. She was among the 5 survivors. Ada is in coma and we need your prayers to bring her back. You can see the picture of her on the ground (right). She is still wearing the same clothes.Don't ignore this..just pray for her.
Monday, 23 May 2016
Breaking : Tiwa Savage To Leave Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records
Tiwa Savage Leaving Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records As She Ends Contract Secretly – Insiders
According to entertainment sources, based on the recent crisis that rocked her marriage, Tiwa Savage may likely call it quit with Don Jazzy-owned Mavin records soon.
Insiders alleged that the sweet relationship between Tiwa and Don Jazzy may have officially ended secretly.
As it stands, most of the recent music and
other related projects Tiwa does now, she
executes with her money.
We await both side to make an official
announcement soon.
GEJ goes into exile in Côte d’Ivoire to avoid arrest
There are strong indications that GEJ may
have gone into temporary self exile in Cote
d’Ivoire, following reports that the EFCC may
arrest him on his arrival in Nigeria from his
overseas tour, on allegations of corruption
and misappropriation of billions of dollars
during his tenure, THISDAY reports.
According to them, several sources close to
GEJ said that he sought refuge in Cote d’Ivoire
last week and also blamed the heightened
attacks on oil and gas installations by
militants, on why Pres. Buhari reneged on his
promise that GEJ had nothing to fear from
him after he handed over on May 29, 2015.
Since GEJ's handing over, EFCC, has arrested
several of his associates, on allegations of
money laundering, diversion of public funds
and contract scams, mostly linked to defence
sector contracts and the purchase of arms
used for the prosecution of the war against
Boko Haram in the North-east.
A source, who spoke to THISDAY on
Jonathan’s decision to to seek exile in Côte
d’Ivoire, said he was reliably warned, by
security sources, of the plan to arrest him
once he stepped into the country. Jonathan
departed Nigeria for the U.S almost two
months ago. .
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After departing the US, he travelled to
London to be with his children for a few
days, preparatory to his return to Nigeria.
But while in the UK, he was warned by
sympathetic officials in different arms of
government, of the government’s decision to
arrest him once he returned to Nigeria.
On getting wind of the plan, Jonathan,
THISDAY gathered, contacted a few West
African leaders including the President of
Cote d’Iviore, Alassane Outtara, who offered
him a safe haven until the coast is clear for
him to return to Nigeria.
Sources close to the president said since the
information of the government’s resolve to
arrest GEJ swept through the Niger Delta, Ijaw
militants have gone berserk and stepped up
their attacks on oil and gas installations in
the region. They are said to be hell-bent on
shutting down oil output completely
Breaking : See How JTF Arrests Militants Who Blew Up Agip Oil Pipeline In Bayelsa State
According to report by Breaking Times,The
Joint Task Force has apprehended the militants
who reportedly blew up a pipeline belonging to
NAOC.
The pipeline was set ablaze in Ikienghenbiri
community in Southern Ijaw Local Government
Area of Bayelsa state, following a clash
between rival armed groups over alleged
disputed surveillance contract. Sources reveal
that the incident, which occurred at about
2am on Sunday, May 22, caused panic in the
riverside community with many residents
fleeing their homes to neighbouring
communities.
This latest attack on oil facilities, comes on the
heels of calls by ex-militants in the Niger Delta
under the aegis of Leadership, Peace and
Cultural Development Initiative (LPCDI), on
reneged militant groups in the region to stop
attacks on oil and gas pipelines to allow
President Muhammadu Buhari fulfill his
electoral promises to the region. The armed
youths from Ikienghenbiri community were
arrested for allegedly blowing up a major oil
pipeline line owned by Agip with dynamites.
The armed men, who attacked the pipeline in
the swamp of Azuzuama-Ikienghenbiri axis of
the trunk conveying the crude oil from
Tebidaba to Brass terminal, were allegedly led
by Suoyou, Iyelawei and Fyneboy. READ ALSO:
Tension in Niger Delta as militants launch fresh
attack A statement, yesterday, in Yenagoa by
the state commissioner for information and
orientation, Jonathan Obuebite, said that the
pipeline vandals were apprehended by youths
of Azuzuama community, who got wind of the
attack. On the pipeline that was set ablaze, an
indigene of Ikienghenbiri community told our
reporter that the armed groups were locked in
struggle for control of the Tebidaba-Brass
crude trunk line, which passed through the
area.
“The armed men vandalized the pipeline along
Azuzuama-Ikienghenbiri axis of the Tebidaba-
Brass pipeline with dynamites and also ignited
fire on the line. The vandalized point is still on
fire,” said a community service personnel.
Another source, said:
According to him, the pipeline was set ablaze
while the two groups engaged each other in a
gun battle, adding that there was no way to
ascertain if there was any casualty.
“We understand that it is a conflict
between two armed groups for access
the crude pipeline, one group claims t
be working to safeguard the pipeline a
said that members of the other group
are vandals, they have been shooting.
“The sound of the gunfire is scaring an
there is no sign of the Joint Task Force
JTF, soldiers who are supposed to be
patrolling the area, we have not seen
any soldier.”
Just In : Manchester United Sacks Van Gaal As Manager
Louis van Gaal has been sacked as manager of
Manchester United, several British media outlets reported Monday, amid speculation he
will be replaced by Jose Mourinho.
Both Van Gaal and leading employment lawyer Paul Gilroy were seen entering United’s
Carrington training ground on Monday.
Gilroy’s clients have included David Moyes,
whose sacking as United manager paved the way for Van Gaal’s appointment.
There has yet been no official confirmation
from United, 20-times English champions,
about the position of Van Gaal, who still has a season remaining on his three-year contract.
But James Ducker, the northern football
correspondent of Britain’s Daily Telegraph
newspaper, tweeted Monday: “Paul Gilroy QC finalising Van Gaal’s severance package now…
£5m pay off. Expect an announcement
lunchtime.”
The BBC said that United would make a
statement about Van Gaal at 1:00pm local time
(1200 GMT) Monday.
Saturday, 21 May 2016
Info on Deadly Poison
It has been recorded that at least 13 person have died in a small village of Amaekpu, in Ohafia LGA of Abia State since last week. This increasing death rate has been linked to epidemic outbreak with the symptom of vomiting and swollen stomach that keeps it's victim for 2days.
This has raised dust and panic among the people of Ohafia. After an autopsy result conducted on dead victims, group of doctors led by Dr Ifeanyi Felix O from FMC Umuahia found out that this death is caused by an induced deadly poison which where injected into cows.
Nigerians have thus been advised to consume beef with caution as Fulani herdsmen have decided to use this avenue to reduce the population of Eastern states.
After a close examination, medical advice has been given to cook beef thoroughly with enough onions and to constantly consume raw onions after eaten beef or food cooked with beef because of its sulfur content (aliypropyl disulphide) which help to neutralize this poison as its cure is still unknown. But to stay safe, it is advised to stop the consumption of beef.
Please pass around to inform others.
Friday, 20 May 2016
“I am Done with Chocolate City” – Ice Prince
Ice Prince, has announced that he is no longer signed as an artiste of popular music label, Chocolate City.
Ice Prince made the revelation on May 19, 2016, when he was on interview on Cool FM, stating that he has been out of contract with the label for the past three years according to reports.
Cool FM posted the rapper’s comment from the interview on its Twitter page.
The radio station wrote, “Officially, my contract with Chocolate City is over -@Iceprincezamani #MiddayOasisWithTheWildOnes w/@iamDo2dtun x @Temicoolfm”.
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Officially, my contract with Chocolate City is over - @Iceprincezamani #MiddayOasisWithTheWildOnes w/ @iamDo2dtun x @Temicoolfm
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Ice Prince further revealed that he will be floating his label proper in coming months, Super Cool Cats.
Choc is yet to confirm Ice Prince has left but they haven’t said a word about his new single
Ice Prince made the revelation on May 19, 2016, when he was on interview on Cool FM, stating that he has been out of contract with the label for the past three years according to reports.
Cool FM posted the rapper’s comment from the interview on its Twitter page.
The radio station wrote, “Officially, my contract with Chocolate City is over -@Iceprincezamani #MiddayOasisWithTheWildOnes w/@iamDo2dtun x @Temicoolfm”.
Follow
Cool FM Nigeria @CoolFMNigeria
Officially, my contract with Chocolate City is over - @Iceprincezamani #MiddayOasisWithTheWildOnes w/ @iamDo2dtun x @Temicoolfm
3:07 AM - 19 May 2016 · Greenwich, London, United Kingdom
14 14 Retweets 1 1 like
Ice Prince further revealed that he will be floating his label proper in coming months, Super Cool Cats.
Choc is yet to confirm Ice Prince has left but they haven’t said a word about his new single
“My Daughter Doesn’t Need a Lover, I Satisfy Her Sexually” – Nigerian Father
A 44-year-old man from Ini Local government area of Akwa Ibom state who has been allegedly defiling his daughter has revealed that he sees nothing wrong with having carnal knowledge with his biological daughter.
According to the Emmanuel Udoh who was arrested after defiling his daughter in their residence, at 2 Ajasa Command Road, Meiran, Lagos state,
“I have had sexual intercourse with her severally. It is a normal thing and I don’t see anything bad in sleeping with my daughter because I know she will not get pregnant because I don’t ejaculate inside her”.
It was gathered that Udoh ex-wife took custody of their two children after they separated seven years ago when the victim was ten years old.
The victim who lived with her mother reunited with her father when her mother brought her back after she completed her secondary education in the month of September to enable her further her education.
Trouble, however, started, in the evening, on September 13, when Udoh asked his daughter to go and have her bath.
The victim why initially refused went to take her bath after her father insisted.
According to the victim, (names with held)
“immediately I started having my bath in the bathroom I became very dizzy as I became very weak. While I was inside the bathroom I called out for help but neighbours could not hear me because I was weak. It was my father that helped me out of the bathroom and took me inside. When I got inside he gave me Garri to drink and before I knew what was happening. He removed my wrapper and had sex with me. I don’t know if he drugged the water as I became very weak
CCTV Captures Woman Who Abducted One Year Old Girl In Lagos.
A Closed Circuit Television Camera at a supermarket in the Abule Egba area of Lagos State has shown that a woman, identified only as Mama Oyin, who disguised as a customer, strapped a one-year-old girl, Fehintola Lawal, to her back before allegedly escaping with the girl.
The footage, obtained by the police and Fehintola’s family members on Thursday, captured how Mama Oyin walked around the supermarket, as she searched for items, a few minutes before the alleged abduction.
PUNCH Metro had reported on Thursday that Mama Oyin met Fehintola’s mother and grandmother, who were traders in the Abule Egba area, on Saturday, and said she needed some items, which were said to be unavailable.
It was reported that the suspect had returned to the traders on Sunday, telling them that she newly moved to the area.
It had been reported that Mama Oyin returned on Monday around 11am and begged for direction to where she could buy the items in Agege, after which the girl’s mother offered to go with the suspect, who was said to be friendly.
Fehintola was reported to have fallen asleep and Mama Oyin was said to have requested to strap the one-year-old to her back, while she (Mama Oyin) handed over her bag to Lola.
After boarding a tricycle to Abattoir junction and taking a commercial motorcycle to Oko Oba, Agege, the women were said to have taken separate motorcycles, during which Mama Oyin disappeared with the rider on Olaniyi Street.
The matter was said to have been reported at the Abattoir and Elere police divisions the same day.
Fehintola’s aunt, Lolade Oseni, had told PUNCH Metro that the bag Mama Oyin dropped with Lola contained papers cut to currency sizes, adding that the phone numbers she gave them did not connect.
It was learnt on Thursday that the police had obtained a CCTV footage showing the suspect with Fehintola in the supermarket.
In the footage also obtained by the publication, Mama Oyin with the child on her back and Lola Lawal were seen holding yellow polythene bags and searching for items to buy in the supermarket.
Mama Oyin, who wore a black gown with dotted white strips, had after two minutes proceeded to the exit followed by the victim’s mother.
The aunt, Oseni, told our correspondent that she hoped the police would rescue Fehintola as the family members were all distraught over the incident.
She said:
“Mama Oyin did not sleep in our house on Saturday and Sunday when she visited us. She went back to her supposed house when it was late. The address she left in our church which she followed us to on Sunday is also fake.
“We obtained the footage on Thursday. The police worked with the supermarket to release the video to us. We are hoping that our daughter will be safely rescued by the police. We have also gone to Eleweran, Abeokuta, Ogun State, to see the police authorities there.”
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, said the command was collaborating with the Ogun State Police Command as the search for Fehintola had been extended.
China Denies “Marinating Dead Bodies” And Selling Them As Meat In Africa. (Photos)
The Republic of China has been forced to deny claims that it is marinating dead bodies, canning them and selling them as a meat product in Africa, after a bizarre Facebook hoax went viral.
Rumours of the alleged trade in human meat first began circulating on social media thanks to a series of photographs of what appeared to be skinned people in a meat factory.
Zambian press was accused of encouraging the rumours, after publishing articles that quoted alleged sources from inside the Chinese meat factories.
According to the alleged sources, the idea to use human meat came when China ran out of space to dispose of its dead.
Others claimed Beijing preferred to save its ‘good meat‘ for richer, more powerful countries.
But China’s ambassador to Zambia has issued a furious denial of the allegations.
Today a local tabloid newspaper is openly spreading a rumour, claiming that the Chinese use human meat to make corned beef and sell it to Africa,’ said Yang Youming, according to China’s Xinhua news agency.
‘This is completely a malicious slandering and vilification which is absolutely unacceptable to us. We hereby express our utmost anger and the strongest condemnation over such an act.’
He reportedly claimed that the rumours were being circulated by ‘people with ulterior motives were attempting to destroy the long-standing partnership between Zambia and China’.
Rumours of the alleged trade in human meat first began circulating on social media thanks to a series of photographs of what appeared to be skinned people in a meat factory.
Zambian press was accused of encouraging the rumours, after publishing articles that quoted alleged sources from inside the Chinese meat factories.
According to the alleged sources, the idea to use human meat came when China ran out of space to dispose of its dead.
Others claimed Beijing preferred to save its ‘good meat‘ for richer, more powerful countries.
But China’s ambassador to Zambia has issued a furious denial of the allegations.
Today a local tabloid newspaper is openly spreading a rumour, claiming that the Chinese use human meat to make corned beef and sell it to Africa,’ said Yang Youming, according to China’s Xinhua news agency.
‘This is completely a malicious slandering and vilification which is absolutely unacceptable to us. We hereby express our utmost anger and the strongest condemnation over such an act.’
He reportedly claimed that the rumours were being circulated by ‘people with ulterior motives were attempting to destroy the long-standing partnership between Zambia and China’.
LOL: People who sell expensive Asoebi should return our money when the marriage fails - Comedian Yaw
Happily married Comedian Yaw has learnt his voice to the ongoing online debate on marriage and being a baby mama. It all started a few days ago when Toyin Aimakhu threw a sub at single baby-mamas saying “Don’t let sex turn you into a mother until love turns you into a wife.”
Her fellow actress and single mum of two, Adunni Ade responded by saying "Women are not defined by their marital status...a lot of single parent (male or female) do a great job providing for themselves and children than you who sits in a miserable, horrible, heartbreaking relationship. We are not to be defined by our relationship status! Your dedication, hard work, persistence to your existence in this world should be your focus. Just because a lot of us don't share our life story to the public does not mean we are not survivors..."
Well popular OAP and comedian Yaw in an exclusive chat, had this to say:
Well, if you think being married would make you a better person, please look well before you do so.
A lot of people who get married these day, after all the Asoebis and exotic weddings, then they break-up.
They sell very expensive Aso-ebi and painfully, when they break up, they wont refund our money for the Aso-ebi. ' e dey pain me'. They should always return the money when the marriage ends.
Then one very important thing is that they should learn to do their things on low key.
They should know that they are already on the limelight and people are looking at them from all angles. If you cough, they will laugh.
The worse part is that, nowadays, every family issue they have, they write on social media. They don't know that some people are happier seeing them go through problems. They assume that people feel pity for them, not at all. They are happy seeing and reading about your downfall.
They should stop all those things, it doesn't pay and takes them to nowhere.
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