10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive

1. Are you a virgin?
This question sounds inoffensive but I can
assure you that the larger percent of our
ladies will get offended by it. Some of them
are usually very timid and uncomfortable
answering this question and may get angry.
When you start dating a lady and you take
the courage to ask this question, she will give
you a stern look, which will be interpreted as
“I thought you said you love me?”. This
reminds me when I asked this same question
and she began to narrate how she fell from a
mango tree when she was primary 3 and she
began to bleed. In other words, that was how
she lost her virginity. *smh*

2. Virgin Ladies are more Respected by
their partners than non-virgins
This particular statement makes them feel
unworthy. You would also notice the
‘regretful look’ on their faces, wishing they
never lost it

3. I want to marry a virgin lady
Don’t even utter this statement especially
when you are in the midst of the female
folks, or else, they will tag you a clown.
However, when this statement is being
uttered, ladies will begin to interrogate you
with questions like “after you have defiled
many ladies, now you want a virgin abi? “You
really need to grow up”; “where will you see
a virgin in this generation? Unless you go to
the village
4. When were you Disflowered?
Another statement they find very offensive.
They are most likely to give you a polite
embarrassment of your life. The ones who
are bold enough to answer that question will
subtract 5 years from when the deed was
done, and will tell you they lost it last year.
5. How many Guys have you got laid
with?
This is a question that can end a relationship
when asked (whether you wan to marry her
on not), so endeavour to avoid asking such a
question. It’s either they tell you they only
had it once with their ex who took advantage
of their undying love and forcefully coerced
them into sex. One once told me that she lost
her virginity when she was having her
bath ?  She further said that she was washing
beneath that region when her sponge
accidentally slipped into her kitty-cat, and
she began to bleed.
6. Virgin Ladies are Decent
Non virgin ladies detest when you place too
much emphasis on virgin ladies praising or
hyping them. This statement will make them
feel they are worthless, hence, they get
offended
7. Have you ever been impregnated?
This reminds me of a thread which graced
the front page of nairaland few days ago. A
dude and his proclaimed girlfriend engaged
in an inquisitive conversation, only to ask her
if she had ever been impregnated at a point
in time. She got mad, walked out of him,
stopped picking his calls and her interest in
the relationship head on diminishing returns
8. When was the Last time you had Fun
In as much as this question is quite
unnecessary, don’t even dare ask if you don’t
want her to get offended. The ones who are
bold enough to be outspoken will vehemently
lie that it was 15 years ago
9. I cannot marry a non-virgin Lady
This is a discriminating statement which is
being uttered by some dudes. I trust that
every non virgin lady will be offended by this
statement
10. It’s expected of you to add the last
one
I drop my pen at this point