“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It”

Source: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/04/18/jesus-not-coming-back-by-the-looks-of-it-admits-vatican/

“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican

A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.

“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”

The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.

“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”

The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

some comments:

Deion Christopher Smith · 

Owner-operator at Self-Employed

Kwamla Obeng Only time will tell if this whole thing is real or an illusion? Neither Science and/or Religion has all of the answers or the truths on the matter of space / time, creation's start & end, etc.

Hadrian Kowalsky Kowalsky ·

Terry Harper its not like they ever followed it, it would explain why they burned thousands of preachers who preached the bible

Tit San

Jesus told He will come back again like a thief. No one knows when a thief will come to their home. If some one knows when the thief comes, he will keep awake and catch the thief and protect hi home from thief. Like wise how these church leaders can say when Jesus will not come now or then. Jesus told only and only my Father know the "time". The main point is " Are you ready to receive Jesus ? " Is your life holy as Jesus asked you ? Are you believe in Jesus blindly ? If 'NO' change your life now ! Other wise it will be late. Afterwards you will not be getting the time to repent and revive your life and it will loose your life for ever !!!!! To see the wonderful things of our Lord Jesus please visit the below link

Dave Harmon · 

University of Liberia

Indeed the world is coming to end, remember Jesus said "in the last days there will be false prophets preaching false doctrines (their own philosophy), why and how these shepherds choose to mislead and confuse God's sheep? to all fellow Christians this is the times for us to study the words of God and know God personally for ourselves

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